I found this on the Ravelry tea-drinkers group (yes.. there is one. Yes, I joined it. Please don’t get me started about all of the groups on Ravelry or this will be a very long and silly post.) and had to share …

“Pantone-style mug for tea drinkers - colour matching mug” 

(I actually want one of these.. I think its hysterical but I’m pretty sure my tea would fall between the “milky” and “British” chips)

I also found a pattern for the following item while feeding my queue of doom (its at 170 patterns or so and is now requiring virgin sacrifices so that it doesn’t eat me) on Ravelry…  Its perfectly work safe but will probably induce loud snickering.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/52765712@N00/1441328096/ 

yeah.. you’re welcome.  If you are on Ravelry you can find the pattern to the item here.  I’m also taking no blame if you make one of those and your cat kills you in your sleep..  you’re on your own there.