Hi.. this is Ms. Kitty stepping in for Mouse while she is busy cleaning & unpacking our new home and dealing with that two legged creature she calls “Munchkin” since he is home alllllll day long now. Apparently that weird noisy yellow creature got tired of eating the kid in the morning & spitting him back out every evening and has stopped coming for him..
The house is big & old.. the humans say that it needs a lot of work but I’m pretty happy here, especially since there is a very large yard that I can explore and big window sills to sit in. I used to live in a house like this when I was a kitten and we lived somewhere called “Athens” - that was way before Mouse and I were friends and I used to chase her around and bite her ankles all day long.. those were fun times.
Unfortunately the new house used to be home to a smelly dog that obviously didn’t have a litter box.. (those dogs are so uncivilized) and had fleas.. which makes Mouse and I very unhappy. Both of us are horribly allergic to fleas and we’re scratching all the time.. I’m glad that I got some medicine from the vet to make me feel better but I think that Mouse will probably have to start wearing flea collars on her ankles. The humans who lived here were also very dirty and Mouse has spent a lot of time cleaning up messes to make our new house look and smell nice.. I wish she’d stop using that loud machine that sprays the carpets and makes my paws wet but she says it will get out the dog smell.
As you can see.. I do have a really nice deck now where I can sit in the shade on this big chair the servants brought for me. Mouse keeps saying that she will enjoy spinning here when she is done “cleaning this frakking house” - I just hope she doesn’t think she’s going to be sitting in my comfy chair to do it.
Well anyway.. I should go and demand some food and water (which I already have.. that drives them CRAZY) and maybe trip up one or two of the humans for a laugh - I don’t want Mouse to think that I’ll be writing her blog for her all the time. I should probably go back to pretending to speak LOLCat so that I don’t get stuck doing this again.. I so hate when I get used as blog fodder. Meows!